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Bebo Assumes Aliens Are As Shallow And Self-Absorbed As Humans

BEBO is sending messages from its users 120 trillion miles into space in the expectation aliens will prove as shallow and self-obsessed as they are.

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Schools Told To Watch Out For Exploding Five Year-Olds

TEACHERS across the country were last night told to be on the look out for exploding five year-olds.

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