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Carnage as Facebook moves everything slightly to the left

HOSPITALS were struggling to cope last night as rival Facebook gangs fought running battles across a dozen British towns and cities.

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Everyone To Fuck-Up Their House

HOUSES across Britain will be fucked beyond repair this weekend as millions embark on their own horrendously ill-condsidered DIY extension.

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