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If Only We'd Had More Idiot Actresses, Says Mcguinness

THE IRA would have succeeded in driving the British from Ulster if it had recruited just one more dimwit actress, Sinn Féin's Martin McGuinness claimed last night.

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Obama Defends 'Creationist Psycho Bitch' Remark

DEMOCRATIC candidate Barak Obama last night claimed he was quoted out of context after describing Governor Sarah Palin as a 'creationist psycho bitch'.

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