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Bank machines to squirt beer

A NEW type of bank machine that knows users’ habits will squirt lager directly into their mouths.

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MPs open ‘House of Showbiz’

A THIRD house of Parliament dedicated to showbiz and razzle-dazzle has been unveiled.

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