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Copy Of 'Knave' Discovered In Remote Archipelago

THE global search for a man who has not seen pornography has been abandoned after the discovery of a tattered copy of Knave stashed under a tribal totem in the South Pacific.

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Christmas Markets 'Are Trojan Horse For Nazi Invasion'

TRADITIONAL German Christmas markets are the vanguard of a massive Nazi invasion, it was claimed last night.

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