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Most Etonians Incredibly Well Educated, Say Experts

MOST of the people who went to Eton are much, much better educated than most of the people who went to school in Kirkcaldy, experts said last night.

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Transgressions Had Fabulous Tits, Says Woods

TIGER Woods yesterday confirmed there had been transgressions in his marriage, but insisted they all had magnificent charlies.

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