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European probe heading for Jupiter or thereabouts

A BET-HEDGING European space probe will aim for Jupiter, but if it ends up on a moon or Saturn that would also be considered fine.

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Your problems solved, with Holly Harper

Dear Holly, My wife looks after me to a good standard, and always cooks my tea and irons my shirts. But the miserable old bitch won’t give me a blow job because she thinks it’s dirty. Do I have grounds for litigation? Graham, Henley-on-thames

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