Internet Inventor Misses Point Of Internet

THE inventor of the internet last night dramatically revealed he had completely missed the point of the internet.

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Lib Dems Promise Hand Jobs And Ice Cream

EVERYONE will get a bowl of luxurious vanilla ice cream and a nice, long hand job when the Lib Dems take power, the party agreed yesterday.

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