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Lazy, Working Class Ufo Sighted Over Midlands

EXTRA-terrestrials are reaching out to the idle working class after a craft shaped like a high-fat snack was sighted over Dudley.

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Airport Scanner Pics Disappoint Masturbators

THESE airport x-ray images that were supposed to show full-frontal nudity are very disappointing, creepy masturbators said last night.

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