Subscribe

New Generation Lives Up To Lack Of Promise

FABIO Capello said England now has the strength in depth to carry its grinding mediocrity forward to the next generation.

Checking article access…

Sign up now to get
The Daily Mash
free Headlines email – every weekday
privacy

William Has Constitutional Duty To Spend £80m On A Party, Say Experts

PRINCE William will be barred from the throne unless he spends at least £80m on his wedding, constitutional experts have confirmed.

Checking article access…

Next story ›