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Mars scientists make up fanciful back story for microbe

NASA scientists have concocted a story about ‘Mark the microbe’ to make Mars sound interesting.

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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Sagittarius (22 NOV-21 DEC) You’re furious that millions of pounds of Children In Need money has been spent on guns, alcohol and tobacco. You weren’t allowed any of that as a kid. Capricorn (22 DEC-19 JAN) Falling off one log is easy, but the more of them there are, the more  exponentially difficult it gets. Log, d’you see? It’s a maths j…oh, never mind.

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