Mum still typing

A MOTHER is still typing a text messages several hours after the three dots indicating she was composing her reply first appeared.

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Bo Derek and other wank fantasies you'd have to explain to the young

MENTION an iconic hot chick like Bo Derek and anyone under 30 – no, 40 – will stare at you blankly. And these sexual references are also out-of-date:

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