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New male baldness patterns unveiled

MEN can now suffer from a range of exciting new hair loss patterns.

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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Gemini (21 MAY-20 JUN) If you can remove an item that appears on both sides of an equation, Foghorn Leghorn’s name can be simplified to Fog Leg.

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