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Northerners denounce contactless payment as 'the Devil's hocus pocus'

CONTACTLESS payment is Lucifer’s dark magic, the people of the North have declared.

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Thatcher statue to be officially unveiled then officially toppled

A STATUE of Margaret Thatcher is to be erected then immediately pulled down and destroyed by a cheering crowd. 

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