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Philae was distracted by female comet landers

THE comet lander ‘Philae’ lost contact with Earth because it was too busy looking at lady comet landers.

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Popular music goes into reverse

POP music has finished and will now be run backwards, with acid house due to return in 2042 and the Beatles reforming in 2060.

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