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Reality Altered To Suit Wikipedia

ENTIRE cities are to be moved and species made extinct to correspond with what it says on Wikipedia, it was confirmed last night.

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Record Increase In TV-Watching Stomachs

BRITAIN has hit a 50-year high in the production of television-watching food consumption units.

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