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Parents Confirm Existence Of Bedroom-Based Psychotic Clowns

A MAJOR study has confirmed the existence of salivating, murderous clowns lurking under the bed of every child, Britain's parents said last night.

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Search Begins For Socially Useful Business

ACROSS the UK the search has begun for a business that is socially useful.

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