Research confirms link between blob of ice cream on floor and child losing its shit

SCIENTISTS have confirmed a link between a blob of delicious ice cream on a floor and a small child that has gone completely mental.

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Stoke to become UK’s biggest Wetherspoons

THE city of Stoke-on-Trent is to become the UK’s largest branch of Wetherspoons, it has been announced.

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