Self-driving Audis programmed to be aggressive tailgating dickheads

AUDI’S driverless cars will be specially programmed to treat other road users just as badly as current Audi drivers.

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How much are you willing to pay to get pissed?

IT’S the debate that divides Britain: do you shell out £40 for a bottle of Grey Goose when Glen’s Vodka is £9.48 a litre? If so, why?

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