Science & Technology

HUMAN organs can now be used to keep beloved pets alive, vets have claimed.

THE field of robotics is not delivering on any level, experts have claimed.

APPLE idolaters have decided that they don’t miss Steve Jobs quite as much as they thought after their phones started exploding.

THE manufacturers of the Blackberry will today be asked to explain why the Planet Earth still exists.

THE dead have slammed dishonest psychics for deliberately misinterpreting their vengeful, hate-filled messages.

OWNERS of iThings have asked if they can get Adobe Flash Player now.

MANY small, local particle colliders have been forced to close since the opening of Hadron, it has emerged.

THE human race has managed to break the speed of light before learning how not to run out of money, it has been confirmed.

A NEW Facebook feature will allow users to the tell the story of their turds.

SCIENTISTS are calling for tougher guidelines on teaching creationism to children who are not paying a blind bit of notice anyway.