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Aleksandr The Meerkat Murders Children Of Subordinate Clan Members

MEERKAT celebrity Aleksandr Orlov has murdered and partially eaten several of his lower-status co-habitants’ offspring, it emerged last night.

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England Primitive, Say Potato Gangsters

ENGLAND’S 2018 World Cup bid is ‘primitive’ according to the land of potato gangsters where nothing works.

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