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All training to be done as a montage

THE government has announced a switch to montage-based training like in Rocky and The Karate Kid.

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Russia and Ukraine still going to vote for each other in Eurovision

THE Ukraine and Russia are to give each other maximum points in the Eurovision song contest despite basically being at war.

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