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Are you the antithesis of Paddington?

TWO drunken RAF engineers who tore a statue of Paddington apart have been condemned as ‘the antithesis of Paddington’ in sentencing. Are you this reprehensible? Find out: 

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Why Harry really resigned, if you're a Mail reader

PRINCE Harry has resigned from his African charity due to a row with its chair. Unless you’re a Mail reader, in which case these are the reasons: 

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