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Bishops only allowed to think about hot anal sex

GAY people can become Church of England bishops if they promise to just think about boisterous anal sex with a greasy plumber.

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Runaway dads ever so worried about public opinion

A LOUD chorus of tut-tutting will sort out Britain’s scumbags, it was confirmed last night.

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