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Bollocks is Britain’s first language

BOLLOCKS has replaced English as the UK’s mostly commonly spoken language, it has emerged.

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Broadband customers to pay 'up to' 100% of their bill

FRUSTRATED broadband customers have decided to pay ‘up to’ all of their bill.

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