Dear Holly, There’s a young girl who’s just started work in my office who has piqued my interest with her rather spectacular bosoms. I’ve tried several strategies to break the ice with her, such as sitting on the corner of her desk with my legs spread and a macho glint in my eye whilst massaging my crotch with a stapler, but this doesn’t seem to have worked thus far. I am beginning to suspect this woman might be representative of the rest of her sex and ultimately prove herself to be a complete waste of my time. So before I use up any more energy in demonstrating my physical prowess and extreme intellect, I would appreciate some tips on how to ascertain whether she’s worth the effort in the first place.Dave,Wolverhampton

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