British monarchy 'needs to be more like Game of Thrones'

THE royal family must embrace the ‘fantasy saga’ aspect of its nature, according to new research.

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World's first heterosexual lolly launched

ICE lolly manufacturers have responded to demand for a product that in no way resembles a cock.

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