Bullshit Schools Must Teach Other Bullshit Accurately

INDEPENDENT faith schools have been warned that differing types of voodoo must be taught with the same accuracy as their own brand of mojambo.

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Robot Checkout Staff Will Gossip Against Humanity, Say Experts

NEW supermarket till robots could start bitching about the human race behind our backs, according to artificial intelligence experts.

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