Burqas apparently biggest issue facing family of twats from Nantwich

ISLAMIC women’s clothing is somehow having a terrible effect on a white, mostly atheist family in Cheshire.

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Terrified middle Englanders 'would vote for Pol Pot over Jeremy Corbyn if they thought it would protect their house prices'

MOST middle Englanders are so terrified of Jeremy Corbyn they would happily vote for Cambodian despot Pol Pot, it has been confirmed.

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