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Café owner going to kill laptop-using bastard

COFFEE shop owner Tom Logan is about to murder the Mac user who has bought one cup of tea in four hours, it has emerged.

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Obama jobs plan a secret Muslim, say Republicans

PRESIDENT Obama’s £400bn jobs plans shows all the signs of being a secret Muslim, leading Republicans have claimed.

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