Cat gets disappointing reception at house where he used to live

A CAT visited the house where he used to live only to be met with hostility.

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Cash machine expects pat on the back for not charging you

A CITY centre cash machine is expecting gratitude and thanks for not charging users £1.50 a time to take out their own money. 

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