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Catholic School To Fight All Cancers Above The Waist

A ROMAN Catholic high school will allow its pupils to receive inoculations against all types of cancer that do not involve their dirty, filthy private parts.

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Lohan Urged To Find Sexier Girlfriend

LINDSAY Lohan needs to find herself a much hotter girlfriend – and quickly, men said last night.

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