Subscribe

Census To Be Very Dirty

THE 2011 census will be ever so mucky, ministers pledged last night.

Checking article access…

Sign up now to get
The Daily Mash
free Headlines email – every weekday
privacy

Bullshit Schools Must Teach Other Bullshit Accurately

INDEPENDENT faith schools have been warned that differing types of voodoo must be taught with the same accuracy as their own brand of mojambo.

Checking article access…

Next story ›