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Robot Checkout Staff Will Gossip Against Humanity, Say Experts

NEW supermarket till robots could start bitching about the human race behind our backs, according to artificial intelligence experts.

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BNP To Offer Free Didgeridoo Lessons

THE British National Party last night outlined plans for free didgeridoo lessons for Britain's aboriginal population.

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