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City Boss To Be Irrumaboed In Prison

A CITY financier accused of sending obscene Latin messages to a work experience girl could soon find himself being irrumaboed and pedicaboed 24 hours a day, it was claimed last night.

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Coma Guy To Blackmail The Shit Out Of Hospital Staff

THE man who doctors believed was in a coma for 23 years is to start blackmailing the shit out of all the people who thought he couldn't hear them.

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