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Couple in desperate race to buy second-cheapest thing on wedding list

A COUPLE are racing against time to buy the second least expensive item on their friends’ wedding list.

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UK economy now 92 per cent paintball

BRITAIN’S economy is almost entirely based on paintball, according to new figures.

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