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Coward already has heating on

A WEAKLING has turned his heating on before it has even hit November, it has emerged.

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Shit-shoveller to keep job until all the shit is shovelled

THERESA May is allowed to keep her position as universally loathed shit-shoveller until the shit is shovelled, the Conservatives have confirmed. 

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