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Crack Open The Trollops, Decrees Pope

POPE Benedict has paved the way for a new Christian festival, to be named ‘Skankmas’.

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Heartless, Insensitive Old Tory Absolutely Spot On

DAVID Cameron’s enterprise czar sparked outrage last night after being absolutely right.

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