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Cuts Will Cause Lesbian Riots, Say Outreach Workers

OUTREACH workers say they should be protected from cutbacks to stop Britain being torn apart by angry, unsupported lesbians.

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Secret Miliband Brother Blows Contest Wide Open

THE Labour leadership contest has been blown wide open after the shock return of Stryker, the secret Miliband brother.

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