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Dreary Women Given Something New To Talk About

DREARY women across Britain finally have something new to talk about for the next six to nine months.

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Qantas In Emergency Talks With Gremlins

BELEAGURED airline Qantas is hoping to end its ongoing Gremlin problems after announcing formal talks with the diminutive, mischief-oriented creatures.

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