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Equal rights victory as first-born girls allowed to become unelected head of state

EQUAL rights campaigners are celebrating after the government said the monarch’s first born daughter should get to be automatically better than you.

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Blackberry to explain why world still turning

THE manufacturers of the Blackberry will today be asked to explain why the Planet Earth still exists.

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