Subscribe

Everyone lying about how great their weekend was

EVERYONE in Britain will today lie like a bastard about making the most of the sunny weather.

Checking article access…

Sign up now to get
The Daily Mash
free Headlines email – every weekday
privacy

Tories to try and look normal for three days

THE Conservatives will spend the next three days trying desperately to portray themselves as ordinary humans.

Checking article access…

Next story ›