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Fairy ‘just delighted’ about tree up fanny

A CHRISTMAS tree fairy would rather not have a needle-covered branch right up her skirt, it has emerged.

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The arguments for and against rail strikes

ARE train drivers right to strike, or are they just in a mood?

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