Northern Santa tells kids they’re getting nowt

A FATHER Christmas in Preston has informed children that they are getting ‘sod all’ because they have been ‘bad little buggers’. 

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Queen's speech to highlight how much mad shit happened in 2016

THE theme of the Queen’s Christmas message is how much mental shit has happened lately, it has been revealed.

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