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Five ways to take advantage of every other f**ker watching the football tonight

NOT watching England get knocked out by Argentina this evening? Here’s how to enjoy a country where everyone else is busy: 

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How to explain being in lingerie if he's not interested

OPENED the door in stockings and suspenders, only for him to shoulder past asking which cupboard the crisps are in? Use these excuses for why you’re in a lacy set: 

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