F**king idiot has big hopes for 2022

A COMPLETE and total dickhead actually has big hopes for the coming year. 

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Man singing Auld Lang Syne hasn't even texted his acquaintances

A MAN heartily singing Auld Lang Syne barely even bothers to send an emoji to old mates, it has emerged.

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