The Christmas traditions you'd happily never see again

CHRISTMAS is a time for doing things you’ve done so many times before that you hate them. Here are some traditions you’d love to see the back of:

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Man convinced he was going to get laid on New Year's Eve in bed by 11pm

A MAN sure his New Year’s Eve would end in the throes of passionate sex found himself home alone in bed without making it to midnight.

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