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Friends have no idea how to comfort woman who doesn't drink


FRIENDS of a woman going through a personal crisis have no idea how to help her without using alcohol.

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'Limited edition' products guaranteed to attract twats

ANYTHING ‘limited edition’, whether a sports car or a Snickers, attracts the high-spending twat demographic like moths to a flame, marketers have confirmed.

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