'Gayness Is Everywhere And It Wants Your Son'

HOMOSEXUALITY is caused by an invisible evil cloud that can even get inside your pregnant wife and turn your unborn son into a lover of Mamma Mia, experts claimed last night.

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Sarah Palin Doesn't Know What Radar Is

SARAH Palin could still stand for the US presidency in 2012 after it emerged she has no idea what radar is.

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