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Government Scraps Plan To Get Last 9m Cretins Online

EFFORTS to get Britain’s stupidest people online by 2011 have been suspended after free modems were boiled or used as hats.

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Spending Review Welcomed By Fagin

THE government’s spending review was last night welcomed by wily old men who organise gangs of cheeky pick-pockets.

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